Rise of the Planet of the Apes Isn't as Good as Any Michael Bay Idea!

EVERYBODY keeps saying Rise of the Planet of the Apes is GOOD but they're WRONG! I haven't seen it because it looks stupid, but I KNOW that it isn't as GOOD as Transformers 3, which I haven't seen yet, or any other MICHAEL BAY MASTERPIECE!

I mean, come on! This monkey would look so much COOLER if it were a ROBOT that could change its FORM!

I know what you're saying and SHUT UP! ROBOTS CAN HUG AND TRANSFORMERS DO HAVE FEELINGS--just watch Transformers 2 - Rise of the Fallen and look at how SAD they are when Optimus Prime dies! I'm surprised they didn't RUST!

I haven't been hugged in TWO YEARS! I'm SURPRISED I don't RUST!
-SHIA