I haven't written in this blog in a LONG time! That's because my MISSING BROTHER reappeared on LABOR DAY and drove me to a cabin where he didn't have a computer and he chained me to a wall and the police JUST found the cabin the other day! On Christmas Eve! They shot my brother but he ESCAPED into the WOODS!
Anyway, my mom just drunk-drove me to the theater, where I saw WAR HORSE! It's the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE if you don't count every movie directed by Michael Bay! If you like WAR and HORSES, this is the perfect movie for you! If Michael Bay had directed it, it would have been the perfect movie for ME!
Here's a picture of the WAR HORSE play! That horse looks STUPID! And WHO CARES ABOUT PLAYS in a world where there are MICHAEL BAY MOVIES?!
--SHIA
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