PEOPLE WERE STUPID IN THE 1500s!

Look at this map from 1544!

That's supposed to be the United States, Mexico and Sowth America! Whoever made this map in 1544 was STUPID! The United States looks NOTHING like THAT! And SOWTH AMERICA looks DUMB! It looks like it got STABBED! And there's no GIANT BOAT in the Pacific Ocean like that! IDIOTS! I HATE THE 1500s and I HATE HISTORY CLASS!

I STILL need a ride to go see Transformers 3. Can anyone help me?

-SHIA