Thursday, July 28, 2011

THERE'S THIS NEW MOVIE CALLED THE SMURFS ABOUT LITTLE BLUE PEOPLE CALLED SMURFS!

That's the BEST idea for a movie EVER!  Where did they come up with that idea!  I don't even care what they do--they can do ANYTHING and it will be REALLY FUNNY!  I'm gonna laugh a LOT if I can get a ride to go see it!

Watch the preview!  There's this GREAT part where they get chased by a cat, and then later the cat slaps its forehead because it can't believe how stupid they're being, and then later there's a part where the cat ACTUALLY LAUGHS AT THEM because it still can't believe how stupid they're being!

Here, watch the preview!  There's this other great part where a bald guy named Gargle gets hit by a bus!

LOOK AT HIM!  HE'S BLUE!  I wonder if they eat a lot of silver like that one guy!



-SHIA

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

BUMBLEBEE!

You MIGHT have noticed if you have eyes that my blog background is a picture of BUMBLEBEE, the BEST AUTOBOT!  Bumblebee used to be a VOLKSWAGEN BUG!  I'm sure glad they made him a CAMARO cuz WHO LIKES VOLKSWAGEN BUGS?  People who hate Michael Bay, that's who, and I'm not one of THOSE people!  My brother has a Camaro!  He went missing three years ago!

Here's what Bumblebee USED to look like!  Thank GOD they updated him for the movies!
-SHIA

FUNNIEST TRAILER EVER!

You know who ELSE I LOVE?

KEVIN JAMES!

He makes the FUNNIEST movies!  This is evidensified by this trailer!  I ROFLed for like a 100 years when I saw this trailer this morning before I went to school!  If you watch it, be careful you're not drinking MILK or eating SPAGHETTI!
-SHIA

THIS IS MY NEW BLOG!

I'm fifteen years old and I live in Itasca, Illinois, and I LOVE MICHAEL BAY!

I can't give you my real name cuz I got in trouble for that last year, so just call me SHIA!  Michael Bay Lovers will know what THAT means!

I haven't seen Transformers 3 yet because I can't get a ride, but I KNOW it's the best movie EVER!!!  It should win an Oscar!  And Michael Bay should get an Oscar for being MICHAEL BAY!

More later--my mom's coming and I'm not supposed to be on AOL right now!

-SHIA