I BET JOHN CARTER IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

JOHN CARTER looks so good that MICHAEL BAY must have come up with the idea and then Walt Disney said HEY THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVER and took it but MICHAEL BAY IS TOO COOL to get mad and he has SO MANY GOOD IDEAS anyway that who cares if one of them GETS STOLEN?! My older brother used to steal cars!

I wonder what he's PULLING?! It must be BIG and HEAVY! Like a BOULDER or an ALIEN that weighs as much as a BOULDER!

I BET there's a part where Carter has to prove himself just like MICHAEL BAY proved himself with TRANSFORMERS! No one believed he could do it except for me and then it was the BEST MOVIE EVER and now kids at school RESPECT ME because I had FAITH and that's why they don't let me sit with them AT LUNCH! THEY'RE AFRAID, just like people were afraid that MICHAEL BAY wouldn't do a good job with TRANSFORMERS! I'm AFRAID of BEES!

 

 

Carter was a DOCTOR when he was on EARTH! Now he's on MARS!

Someone HAS TO GIVE ME A RIDE to this movie! My mom hasn't gotten her MIATA back from the POLICE yet!

-SHIA