I BET JOHN CARTER IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

JOHN CARTER looks so good that MICHAEL BAY must have come up with the idea and then Walt Disney said HEY THAT'S THE BEST IDEA EVER and took it but MICHAEL BAY IS TOO COOL to get mad and he has SO MANY GOOD IDEAS anyway that who cares if one of them GETS STOLEN?! My older brother used to steal cars!

I wonder what he's PULLING?! It must be BIG and HEAVY! Like a BOULDER or an ALIEN that weighs as much as a BOULDER!

I BET there's a part where Carter has to prove himself just like MICHAEL BAY proved himself with TRANSFORMERS! No one believed he could do it except for me and then it was the BEST MOVIE EVER and now kids at school RESPECT ME because I had FAITH and that's why they don't let me sit with them AT LUNCH! THEY'RE AFRAID, just like people were afraid that MICHAEL BAY wouldn't do a good job with TRANSFORMERS! I'm AFRAID of BEES!

 

 

Carter was a DOCTOR when he was on EARTH! Now he's on MARS!

Someone HAS TO GIVE ME A RIDE to this movie! My mom hasn't gotten her MIATA back from the POLICE yet!

-SHIA

OPTIMUS PRIME FOR BEST ACTOR - POST HERE IF YOU SUPPORT ME!

I haven't seen Transformers 3 yet (can I use someone's NETFLIX account PLEASE?!), but I KNOW that OPTIMUS PRIME should win BEST ACTOR of 2011! Optimus is like a GOD, the same way ZEUS is like a GOD in Clash of the Titans! I haven't seen Clash either (can I PLEASE use someone's NETFLIX account?!), but I bet it's AWESOME, and I bet it would be even AWESOMER if Michael Bay had directed it! I can't wait for Wrath of the Titans! Can someone PLEASE give me a ride to see that?! My mom was so drunk on Wednesday morning that she ran the car into a LIQUOR STORE! Here's a picture of OPTIMUS PRIME!  

BEST ACTOR OF 2011!  Please let me use your Netflix account!

Here's a picture of ZEUS!

I bet that coin is worth INFINITY DOLLARS!

Here's a picture of the LIQUOR STORE my MOM crashed into!

If MICHAEL BAY had been in the car, he would have driven through the WHOLE STORE and come out the OTHER SIDE!!

-SHIA