Conan the BARBARIAN!

I can't wait to get a ride to see THIS MOVIE!  I don't understand how it looks so awesome!  Michael Bay MUST'VE been involved somehow, like he emailed somebody and said "I need an AWESOME movie about a WARRIOR!"  And they said "OK, because you're MICHAEL BAY!"

After I see CONAN I want to go see THE SMURFS again, because WOW!  It was the BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN besides Transformers, Transformers 2, Bad Boys, Bad Boys 2, Armageddon, The Island, The Rock and Pearl Harbor!

I hope EDWARD NORTON is in Conan, because he's the BEST FILM ACTOR of the last 150 YEARS!

CONAN

EDWARD NORTON

-SHIA

THERE'S THIS NEW MOVIE CALLED THE SMURFS ABOUT LITTLE BLUE PEOPLE CALLED SMURFS!

That's the BEST idea for a movie EVER!  Where did they come up with that idea!  I don't even care what they do--they can do ANYTHING and it will be REALLY FUNNY!  I'm gonna laugh a LOT if I can get a ride to go see it!

Watch the preview!  There's this GREAT part where they get chased by a cat, and then later the cat slaps its forehead because it can't believe how stupid they're being, and then later there's a part where the cat ACTUALLY LAUGHS AT THEM because it still can't believe how stupid they're being!

Here, watch the preview!  There's this other great part where a bald guy named Gargle gets hit by a bus!

LOOK AT HIM!  HE'S BLUE!  I wonder if they eat a lot of silver like that one guy!

-SHIA

BUMBLEBEE!

You MIGHT have noticed if you have eyes that my blog background is a picture of BUMBLEBEE, the BEST AUTOBOT!  Bumblebee used to be a VOLKSWAGEN BUG!  I'm sure glad they made him a CAMARO cuz WHO LIKES VOLKSWAGEN BUGS?  People who hate Michael Bay, that's who, and I'm not one of THOSE people!  My brother has a Camaro!  He went missing three years ago!

Here's what Bumblebee USED to look like!  Thank GOD they updated him for the movies!
-SHIA

FUNNIEST TRAILER EVER!

You know who ELSE I LOVE?

KEVIN JAMES!

He makes the FUNNIEST movies!  This is evidensified by this trailer!  I ROFLed for like a 100 years when I saw this trailer this morning before I went to school!  If you watch it, be careful you're not drinking MILK or eating SPAGHETTI!
-SHIA

THIS IS MY NEW BLOG!

I'm fifteen years old and I live in Itasca, Illinois, and I LOVE MICHAEL BAY!

I can't give you my real name cuz I got in trouble for that last year, so just call me SHIA!  Michael Bay Lovers will know what THAT means!

I haven't seen Transformers 3 yet because I can't get a ride, but I KNOW it's the best movie EVER!!!  It should win an Oscar!  And Michael Bay should get an Oscar for being MICHAEL BAY!

More later--my mom's coming and I'm not supposed to be on AOL right now!

-SHIA